im bored, got nothing better to do so i thought it was time for a monster update. as always i'll probably get bored and just cut this short, but i thought the foreword was needed.
on the cold summery morning of 11/07/05 we set out on our quest to safely get to gran caneria from bedford station. i got up at about 3 and me and matthew got to the train station before anyone else. the others swiftly followed, with walters getting a lift with his dad all the way to gatwick ;/ lucky bugger. booth wasted no time to announce that he'd bought jonnys for us all as he predicted we would all forget [which we did]. we soon got to the airport and this was my first time going to gatwick. usually i go to luton and it was surprisingly simple. i thought it'd be a lot bigger and busier than what it was being in london. we had a couple of beers at 7am just to warm the path. i decided to go and get some cheap aftershave, got some quite nice stuff, phil got a cap, same as mine. i managed to get an england top because i'd let the lads down by being the only one NOT wearing an england top. we managed to all look as thuggish as possible on our journey.
the plane ride was eventful. phil managed to spill nearly a full can of beer down himself....walters fell asleep and lee balanced beer cans on top of his head (Y) got it all on camera. we finally touched down and we thought we were in iraq. there seemed to be desert and war camps all around, but no worries for we were just in the outback and not in the town. at the check in there was more pranks to be had. we managed to see leeroys bag coming down on the turnstyle [?] and we hid it he thought some gypsy had nicked his bag :D that was the first of many pranks...
once we were at our hotel we went for a quick dip in the pool then got ready for our first night out. as first nights go it was quite eventful. i managed to get lost and find myself in a stripclub/brothel. i honestly dont know how the hell i ended up there, or how i ended up getting a naked stripshow! wonders never cease. walters however had a completely different experience, he got his wallet nicked off of him and we had to call the night to a premature close. when we got back phil was smashed out of his skull eating chiense off the floor like a dog. unfortunately he was wearing boxers and everyone saw a little too much than what we wanted to see.after a while we awoke the next day and just chilled by the pool. this is pretty much all i did during the day for the rest of the week.
at night it was our second night and we went to a different restaurant, we decided to check out the 'big pub'. i recognized the sign from the UK and i knew that the place would serve us some quality grub, steak and the like. i had the biggest fucking SLAB of steak ive ever seen in my life, the meal cost me around 20 euros in the end, but it was worth every cent. we caught some sites of the local talent whilst eating and it was a good warm up :) that night we went straight to the karoke bar again where i sang gangsters paradise for what i think was the second time. after a while booth and phil went off so everyone left them because you always have better chances of pulling in smaller groups. we went off to the circle of bars. its basically a staircase you go down then there are around 5-10 bars downstairs, each of them heaving.so the four of us matt, lee, walters and me went into one of the bars. i wasted no time and started chatting to some birds from manchester. walters soon reaped the benefits and started chatting to the other one :/ i hate doing all the donkey work then someone else just waltzes in. sucks! anyway me and walters broke off from the group and ended up spending most of the night with them. we discovered 'cream' the local dance club, probably the only place to go later on. after dancing the night away [literaly - i dont think i could have pole danced/grinded for much longer] we saw the girls home safely.
so now we're on wednesday, probably the only day i took time out on. after two really heavy nights i just chilled by the pool during the day, went out for the nightly meal then i had a night in. i tried going out but i didnt feel like drinking. the next day was pretty much the same, then at night i just went out for a while but i had to come home at a respectable hour, about 2? this brings us to friday night, im not really sure what happened here? oh yeah....me walters and booth went to the circle bars again and had a look at the talent. there were these beautiful girls dancing up on the podiums, so we just drooled then i left, then sam and booth came home soonafter.
the thing with the friday and saturday nights is that they're full of the fucking locals. now half of them are bloody banditos, and it brings the male:female ratio down to the bedford level! this is totally ridiculous. saturday then came, and the most cheesiest move was performed by yours truly :)
we started the night in the irish center as opposed to the kasbar to try and avoid all the locals. it was great there, there was loads happening, plenty of women, and we managed to score a free bottle of schnapps!. the group were sitting in a circle at the start of the night with me and phil the outsiders on another table. i decided to try something, i called the waiter over and said buy those girls a drink or two and say its from me, cost me around £7 in total? before i knew it there were 6 of them all around me and phil! the boys couldnt believe thier eyes, fair enough i paid for it, but we ended up spending the night with them. we went to a few more clubs...eventually ended. yeah.
then came the last night...
after going for our usual meal we were going to just go to the karoke for a few quiet ones. i wasnt even going to go as i didnt feel like drinking. but the others persuaded me to go...we got there and i noticed a group of fit girls on the table next to us, thought nothing more of it, i wasnt bothered about pulling really. me and booth then got up and sang sex bomb, with us doing all the actions [imagine me bumming booth, vice versa :D]. after this we sat back down and the girls came over and said we were really good, why didnt we join them all inside.
now...picture this, me and booth with 6 dutch beauties! i didnt know what was going on and just went with it. eventually i had to my party peice for the third time, gangsters paradise. i come back from doing it and the girl i was speaking to was all 'ya, i was in love' :D rolf! and then me and booth ended up singing around 10 songs with them, knackered me reet out. but yeah she was fucking lush! quote: 'its out last night' 'aww, we have to make party then' :O
needless to say it was an amazing holiday....
other highlights include us hiding a jonny with toothpaste in it in lees luggage :D [his mum found it] putting shaving foam on lee when he was asleep...and other related pranks!
ive been back a week and been to work one day this week, not sure what im doing about it really. gonna be going down fox and houdns later. not that anyones bothered to read this long ass entry, whatever :P wooooo